me:
i seem to have left the house this morning without brushing my teeth and i'm feeling all scummy and gross. i guess that's what happens when i have to be at work at 5 am though
ang:
aww I've so done that before. it doesn't matter how clean I am anywhere else, unbrushed teeth make me feel so dirty
me:
right...and the lack of makeup and insane homeless person hair, dirty clothes (spilled my burrito!) hat, scarf, and gloves seem to add a significant amount to the whole effect. but! if my teeth were clean...
ang:
ahhahahahahahahaha
me:
at least *i'd* know i wasn't a homeless person! but now even i'm wondering
