April 2008
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Functional narcissist
”I would argue with you on principle, but I’ve had a long day and I just can’t handle you right now.” “You are complete ridiculous, and I love that about you.” “Your laugh? It’s really more of a roar.”
March 2008
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Not a Morning Person
me: i seem to have left the house this morning without brushing my teeth and i'm feeling all scummy and gross. i guess that's what happens when i have to be at work at 5 am though
ang: aww I've so done that before. it doesn't matter how clean I am anywhere else, unbrushed teeth make me feel so dirty
me: right...and the lack of makeup and insane homeless person hair, dirty clothes (spilled my burrito!) hat, scarf, and gloves seem to add a significant amount to the whole effect. but! if my teeth were clean...
ang: ahhahahahahahahaha
me: at least *i'd* know i wasn't a homeless person! but now even i'm wondering
January 2008
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December 2007
8 posts
Well that, and for the bullshitting
T: I know I'll crash later though if I don't sleep now
Me: This is why God invented Redbull
T: Lately I'm a fan of coffee plus Baileys
Me: Also delightful. That is why God invented the Irish
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Go boldly in the direction of your dreams
Matty: We're going to be old, decrepit, miserable, bitter cat ladies.
Me: FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!
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I am not meant for homemaking
The tree is up and decorated. Cookies are baked. Pies are cooling. House is cleaned and decorated. I have officially laid down my Holly Homemaker mantle and the only holiday spirit I’m feeling is of the “Fuck Christmas” variety. Next year I’m renting a cabin in Tahoe. Merry Christmas friends and strangers. May your holiday be filled with love and friendship.
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