Flahoolick

Apr 20
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Functional narcissist

 ”I would argue with you on principle, but I’ve had a long day and I just can’t handle you right now.”

“You are complete ridiculous, and I love that about you.”

“Your laugh?  It’s really more of a roar.”

Mar 28
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Not a Morning Person

  • me: i seem to have left the house this morning without brushing my teeth and i'm feeling all scummy and gross. i guess that's what happens when i have to be at work at 5 am though
  • ang: aww I've so done that before. it doesn't matter how clean I am anywhere else, unbrushed teeth make me feel so dirty
  • me: right...and the lack of makeup and insane homeless person hair, dirty clothes (spilled my burrito!) hat, scarf, and gloves seem to add a significant amount to the whole effect. but! if my teeth were clean...
  • ang: ahhahahahahahahaha
  • me: at least *i'd* know i wasn't a homeless person! but now even i'm wondering
Dec 31
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Resolved for 2008 - Come hell or cat ladydom, I am waiting for at least butterflies.

Resolved for 2008 - Come hell or cat ladydom, I am waiting for at least butterflies.

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Well that, and for the bullshitting

  • T: I know I'll crash later though if I don't sleep now
  • Me: This is why God invented Redbull
  • T: Lately I'm a fan of coffee plus Baileys
  • Me: Also delightful. That is why God invented the Irish
Dec 27
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How often do you find the combination of a) utterly gorgeous and b) unbelievably cheap?  Okay, after me?  I love these unglazed porcelain dahlias with my whole heart. $15 from Vivre.

How often do you find the combination of a) utterly gorgeous and b) unbelievably cheap?  Okay, after me?  I love these unglazed porcelain dahlias with my whole heart. $15 from Vivre.

Dec 25
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Go boldly in the direction of your dreams

  • Matty: We're going to be old, decrepit, miserable, bitter cat ladies.
  • Me: FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!
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Hand cut from recycled stainless steel, these earrings tell the world ‘Hey I’m fashionable AND responsible!’  Not quite the same effect as TLC’s condom earrings, but eh, they’ll do.  $64 from Modishoppe.

Hand cut from recycled stainless steel, these earrings tell the world ‘Hey I’m fashionable AND responsible!’  Not quite the same effect as TLC’s condom earrings, but eh, they’ll do.  $64 from Modishoppe.

Dec 24
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I am not meant for homemaking

The tree is up and decorated.  Cookies are baked.  Pies are cooling.  House is cleaned and decorated.  I have officially laid down my Holly Homemaker mantle and the only holiday spirit I’m feeling is of the “Fuck Christmas” variety.  Next year I’m renting a cabin in Tahoe.

Merry Christmas friends and strangers.  May your holiday be filled with love and friendship.

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Beautiful satin clutch that makes me want to get all dressed up and drink peppermint paddy’s.  $36 from Circle Circle Dot Dot.

Beautiful satin clutch that makes me want to get all dressed up and drink peppermint paddy’s.  $36 from Circle Circle Dot Dot.

Dec 21
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I am completely in love with these coin purses.  $18 from Stitch Pixie.

I am completely in love with these coin purses.  $18 from Stitch Pixie.